Tuesday Funny
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, “Edna, I have good news and bad news. *The good news is you’re being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.”
Edna replied, “He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?”
Thought you guys would enjoy that, I did!
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4 Responses to “Tuesday Funny”
By Agata Kozlowska on Oct 16, 2007 | Reply
This is funny. I have heard different versions of it but the idea is same. Always good to smile in the middle of the day.
By patois on Oct 16, 2007 | Reply
I’d never heard it before. Gave me a good chuckle. Thanks for sharing it!
By OMG on Oct 17, 2007 | Reply
How lame. Are you a struggling comedian?
By Roberta on Oct 17, 2007 | Reply
OMG, really? I got that from a friend and thought some of you would enjoy it. So blah! –My blog, my junk